March 2012
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I’m afraid to go on my dash because my mom is lurking around me and some messed up shit might pop up at any moment.
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watched criminal minds w/ my little sister..
*shemar moore appears*
me: daayuuuum
her: wut
me: oh, did i say that out loud
her: ...omg astaghfirullah
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yourdailynarcissist replied to your post: ” Tyga was held at gunpoint in Canada and forced…
AHAHAHHAHAHAH IS THIS REAL LIFE.
YESSS LOOOL
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” Tyga was held at gunpoint in Canada and forced to dance to his own song ‘Rack City’ ”
LOOOL. Crazed fans to the max.
Things I want to do before I die
helvetii:
Drop kick a nigga in his chest.
Kick someone in the neck.
Flying knee someone in their back.
Do a backflip then manage to kick 2 niggas while still in the air.
Kick someone then have them fall into a cliff.
Uppercut-kick someone in the jaw.
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So I’m sitting here in the library and every time I look away from my work the sun is blinding my eyes.
I think that’s a sign.
February 2012
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Going to Seattle in a couple weeks!
Finally, a break.
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If you’re late for french class, you’re a called a “retard”.
That moment where you’re wondering why someone didn’t respond to your message but then you realize you sent it to the wrong person
And they’re like wtf because they don’t get what you’re saying, and they think you’re a complete loonatic..
Yea, that-..that moment sucks.
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I hate when people decide to get in the shower when they know imma ‘bout to go in there.
Time to turn on the tap suckaaaaa.
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So there’s this hectic teachers strike going’ on
And now the students are doing this ‘walkout’ on Friday during classes.
*automatic detention*
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My cousins take cop sirens and use them to get around town.
Imma laugh when they get caught.
LOOL
So my mom grabs a pair of underwear, displays it in front of everyone, and asks who it belongs to.
Then my little sister runs upstairs.
I would die if my mom did that to me
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omg
My tumblr life will be over if my laptop is gone. My dad took it to his friend and he said that if he can’t fix it, then too bad too sad, you’re laptopless.
I cannot use the rusty old computer downstairs, slow as a snail, with all my siblings hogging it and up your bizznaaaas every damn second. I just can’t. :|
Hopefully he fixes it. *cross my fingers*
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The only reason why I rarely post on Facebook is because my dad added me.
Feels like he’s watching my every move.
And when I do post stuff he ruins it sometimes.
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This random Somali lady walked into my room, said Salam, farted and walked out.
I see you had some beans.
*barf*
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“You wanna know what’s creepy?! Creepy is watching your grandmother get it...”
– My older brother